man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside
ID 1: A screenshot that reads: “October 8. International Lesbian Day, held on October 8,” END ID.
ID 2: A screenshot that reads “World Octopus Day / Date: Sunday, 8 October 2023” END ID.
ID 3: A lesbian flag with a picture of an octopus in the center and text in the bottom. The flag has 7 stripes: orange-ish red, dark orange, light orange, white, light pink, dark pink and darker pink. The octopus is white with pink tentacles and head. The text is white all-caps and reads: “THANK FUCK FOR LESBIANS AND OCTOPUSES!!”. END ID
i think i’m making a friend!!! i’m extremely excited and nauseously frightened lol
I'm like if a girl has so much love to give to the people she loves but doesn't know how to and ends up coming off as cold
Had to include this tags cause i also catched people not getting the issues and this person explained it best
[ID 1: tiktok by kirburb, a young white woman, speaking rapidly: "This is my favorite thing to make for girl dinner. Girl math is when small purchases don't count. I love doing my silly little lazy girl job. I'm gonna explain what's going on in Ukraine, but so the girls can understand: imagine NATO is Hailey Bieber. When he gets you in your feminine energy, you're never gonna want to go back. I just hit a curb because I'm a girl driver. Girls, you can do the girl push-ups, but the boys have to do the real ones. Wow, you throw like a fucking girl. I'm one of the few sane members left in this generation; I'm actually saving myself for my husband. Nobody's truly happy in a fifty-fifty relationship, don't let him trick you. This is my day in the life of a stay-at-home girlfriend. You'll know you've found peace when you no longer have to protect yourself with masculine energy. He's gonna protect you with his masculine energy. He's gonna make you feel like a little girl. English is the girl subject and science is for boys. I thought he was straight, but then he wanted to order bottomless mimosas, and there's something a little bit fruity about boys who are too into theater. Now men are pretending to be women because they want Olympic medals. The only way to protect your children is to keep them at home. This is my morning routine as a pastor's wife. I start breakfast at sunrise. Maybe if there's a good reason for the abortion, like rape or incest, but otherwise... Being a godly woman in the twenty-first century can be so challenging. He keeps talking about inflation, but I'm a girl. I don't know economics. She would spin a nuclear war just because she's on her period. There's something so wrong with this generation. They need to keep those things out of kids' shows. The media is trying to brainwash our children. Have you heard of twelve three thirty? It's the perfect lazy girl workout. The government wants to take away your rights as a parent." She pauses, and finishes with a shrug, "This is what I'm having for girl dinner tonight."
ID 2: tumblr tags, that read, "# okay not to ruin the joke by explaining it # but people in the notes are legitimately confused # ok some of this is bad but XYZ is just goofy little jokes!!? # yeah that's what's happening here # she's dramatizing how a steady algorithmic feed of misogyny radicalizes people # it's silly jokes it's Not That Deep # and then it's jolly good-natured lifestyle content # and then it's deeply ugly reactionary conspiracy theories # but it's all so light and quick and it just flows effortlessly over you # once you're in the pipeline # and it all sounds equally friendly and approachable in tone # and maybe the first time you hear something it sounds a little wrong # or not quite what you believe # but the next thing is fine and the next few things are just jokes # until suddenly this is just where you live # this is what the world sounds like hour after hour # this is what the normalization of reactionary fascist ideas sounds like in action". End ID]
i think i’m going to do a neocities page
My chest looks FINE until I put it in a goddamn SHIRT (greatest of mankind's evils)
I think actually the fact that I cannot just exist. Shirtless. At all times. Is an affront to God.
Anonymous asked:
Do sharks cuddle?
bunjywunjy answered:
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!
it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.
(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)
[ID: a series of photos of various species of shark lying in piles on the sea floor together. In particular, one photo shows the sharks piled inside a cave so only their stack of white-tipped tails are visible poking out of the entrance. In another, one shark is lying upside-down across two of its fellows. The rest are just groups of sharks piled together like firewood. End ID]
ID was written by @genderfluid-druid but the version I’m reblogging has more pictures than theirs
girl dinner (big fucking plate of carbs and protein) girl math (complex analysis) girl career (trades and engineering and politics and compsci) girl sports (dirtbikes and football and weightlifting) girl instruments (drums and bass guitar and electric) girl personality (loud and opinionated and annoying and brash)
